Talk about success stories....i have two nominations for "Person of the Year"...first, the leading lady among corporate czarettes...crashed and burned Lucent Tech and was fired...then crashed and burned Hewlett Packard and was fired...yes, that lady of style and grace whom Dubya will nominate for the top job at the World Bank....drums please...Carly Fiorina !!
Ok...our next contestant needs no introduction...why ? Because i know more about her stocks than i know about my own...the queen of bedroom patterns..that wizard of kitchen tricks...the heir apparent to Bob Villa’s handy-dandiness around the crib...ladies and gentlemen, i give you Martha Stewart !!
Honestly, i don’t think a guy out there stands a chance of topping either of these ladies...
Now...for the top candidates for LOSER OF THE YEAR....no introductions...just the list please...Jacko....Kobe...Barry...Chaney...Artest...Jose...and the perennial nominee...O.J.
Notice a trend beside two syllables ??
Rack Me....I Am Out...
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Could it be because they're BLACK!!!!!
Well Done My Mellow !!
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